Yes, Mariano Rivera appears capable of dumb decisions

There are times when the media is simply a convenient — and often unjust — target for those looking to project blame about the ills of sports. In the case of Mariano Rivera, the media deserves to wear a bull’s-eye.

This story has to be one told with as much transparent bias and purposely rose-tinted perception as any sports topic in recent memory.

The problem is, nobody is calling the media on it because everyone pretty much feels sorry for Rivera, the New York Yankees iconic reliever who has 608 saves and a 2.21 ERA in 18 seasons in pinstripes.

Mariano Rivera

So I’ll go ahead and say what the Rivera apologists refuse to acknowledge: the manner in which Rivera was injured, while chasing batting practice fly balls against the Kansas City Royals earlier this week, was as downright dumb as his career is magnificent.

The media won’t dare say this because, well, they like Rivera, and the media plays favorites. So much so, that some of the biggest media outlets spent the day after the incident defying anyone to question the pitcher’s judgment, and to make some ludicrous claims about his place in Yankees lore.

All three major daytime radio talk shows on ESPN wasted the bulk of their air time on the Rivera story, and their premise was consistent: One, that he was more important to the modern-era Yankees than shortstop Derek Jeter and, two, that the manner in which he was injured was excusable because he has long done this to help stay in shape.

The part about him being more important than Jeter is simply inaccurate. Nobody will minimize Rivera’s role over the past two decades, but it does not trump that of someone who plays on a daily basis and has been the unquestioned leader of the franchise, both on the field and in the clubhouse, for the duration of his career.

The radio hosts compounded their argument with a defiant, “don’t-even-go-there” tone about questioning the judgment involved with Rivera, who is neither an outfielder nor a ball boy, crashing into the left-field wall and tearing his ACL while trying to chase down a BP fly ball.

Most people don’t seem to understand the lack of logic involved in arguing that it’s OK because it’s something Rivera apparently has always done. If I made a tradition out of having a few cocktails then taking a motorcycle for a back-country ride, I don’t think law enforcement would buy that it’s justified because buzzed joy rides are, you know, just sort of my thing.

He does it to stay in shape? Most of us who are in the ballpark of age 42 have found other, lower-impact ways to do this, such as swimming, treadmills, recumbent bikes and the like.

My point is, Rivera’s injury is nowhere near as fluky as what has been suggested. Most reports seem to indicate he was gingerly jogging after a lazy fly when the evil-spirited baseball gods zapped him with lightning or something.

Upon further review, it appears Rivera was running full speed and channeling his inner young Ken Griffey Jr. in the process. It looks as though he became determined to rob someone of a BP homerun, and maybe show off a little in the process. Instead, he pulled up lame and crashed into the outfield wall.

Leisurely pursing a fly ball is one thing; what Rivera did was another. It just is. If you haven’t already, check out the video and perhaps you’ll see what I mean.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/04/mariano-rivera-tears-acl-yankees-royals-injury_n_1476548.html

If John Rocker had done this, it would have been decried as perhaps the coup de grace of stupidity from perhaps the game’s dumbest player. If this were a starter in his prime, such as Tim Lincecum or Roy Halladay, critics would have questioned the judgment of both the player and the manager who allowed him to partake in such tomfoolery.

But it’s Rivera, an icon, a legend, a nice guy and someone who the media admires. So he gets a pass. I’m not saying his injury isn’t sad or unfortunate, but I’ll also say this -– it was a bonehead move.

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Why Colt McCoy is the all-time steal of the NFL Draft

Colt McCoy might have set an unofficial record last week when he became perhaps the saddest story of two separate NFL drafts. The irony is, the numbers suggest he is perhaps the biggest bargain in the draft’s history.

Colt McCoy

I felt empathy for McCoy upon seeing the Cleveland Browns draft 28-year-old Oklahoma State standout quarterback Brandon Weeden in the first round of the draft, not long after taking Alabama running back Trent Richardson with the No. 3 overall pick.

Drafting Weeden seemed to suggest the end of McCoy’s brief run as starting quarterback of the Browns, and I felt like he got the short end of the deal. Again.

Sam Bradford

From the times I’ve watched him, I thought he played reasonably well under the circumstances, which included having nothing in the way of quality receivers or a reliable running game, and a shaky offensive line. But he showed a good arm and the underrated athleticism that made him a dual threat in college.

I’m not a Browns fan and have no bias toward McCoy aside from enjoying his run at Texas, where he became one of college football’s winningest players ever (he was passed on the all-time wins list by Boise State’s Kellen Moore last season) and engaged in an interesting rivalry with his counterpart at rival Oklahoma, Sam Bradford.

The contrast in the direction of the careers of Bradford and McCoy since they left college is intriguing and puzzling, especially when you consider that they are basically the same player. There’s some symmetry in how this year’s draft was all about the top two quarterbacks, Andrew Luck and Robert Griffin, dominating the headlines with the analysts dissecting their games and predicting their futures.

For a while, the same was done with Bradford and McCoy, with speculation that they could go No. 1 and No. 2 in the 2010 draft. Then, an odd thing happened: Despite missing nearly all of his junior year with an injury, Bradford still managed to become the No. 1 overall pick by the St. Louis Rams.

McCoy’s stock somehow plummeted, and he fell to the Browns at pick No. 85 in the third round. He was the fourth quarterback taken in the draft, behind Bradford, Tim Tebow, who was taken at No. 25 by the Denver Broncos, and Notre Dame’s Jimmy Clausen.

There’s ample evidence to support the idea that the pro-McCoy crowd, who suggested he might be the steal of the draft, was more correct than anyone ever could have imagined.

McCoy’s puzzling drop cost him tens of millions. In fact, Bradford’s bank-breaking $78 million contract, with $50 million guaranteed, basically ignited the subsequent lockout as NFL owners felt forced to stem the tide of outrageous rookie salaries.

McCoy will make a maximum of $5 million on his four-year deal, including $500,000 this year, if he hits all the milestones and escalators in an incentive-laden contract. Starting the majority of last year’s games bumped his salary to slightly more than $1 million for the final year of his deal.

Both quarterbacks found themselves starters in their rookie years, and both faced the same issues. They were at the helm of poor, rebuilding teams with little in the way of support from skilled position players. Both generally received passing grades, with the caveat that a thorough assessment couldn’t be made until they got some help.

The injury-prone Bradford missed a good portion of last season, and McCoy also was shelved late in the year after suffering a concussion on a hit from Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison. Once again, their similarities don’t end there.

Their statistics suggest they have put up relatively identical per-game production. Bradford has started 26 games, completing 57.6 percent of his passes for 5,676 yards, 24 touchdowns, 21 interceptions, 12 lost fumbles and a 74.2 quarterback rating. In 21 starts, McCoy has completed 58.4 percent of his throws for 4,309 yards, 20 touchdowns, 20 interceptions, six fumbles and a 74.5 career rating.

So essentially, McCoy gives you same the results as Bradford, for better or worse, at one-tenth of the price. You’d think that’s a pretty good deal and yet, Browns executives seem to feel otherwise, and there’s still a perception issue that puts Bradford on a pedestal, with McCoy and others looking up at him.

The overwhelming sentiment you hear from analysts seems to be that Bradford is a star in the making, a budding prodigy who will blossom the minute he gets ample help, and that McCoy is likely better suited to be a career backup who has proven he isn’t the answer in Cleveland.

Again, the numbers suggest he’s as much the solution -– or the problem -– as his college rival Bradford, but for whatever reason, nobody points this out. Until now.

Also, consider the parallel challenges these guys face. If I asked you to name the Rams top receiver last year, the chances of you guessing journeyman Brandon Lloyd (51 catches, 683 yards) are probably better than your odds of naming Cleveland’s top threat. Ever heard of Greg Little? Neither have I, but he led the Browns with 61 catches for 709 yards last season. Their top rusher was converted fullback Peyton Hillis.

Given these similarities, it hardly seems fair that McCoy is widely labeled a bust, while Bradford is regarded as a potential franchise quarterback. But the deal got worse for McCoy during the draft, when the Browns took Weeden after reportedly telling McCoy they weren’t going to draft a quarterback.

At 25, McCoy is three years younger than his likely successor, whose college career was delayed by a run in minor-league baseball. You would think the guy who is both younger and yet has more NFL experience would be considered to have the higher ceiling.

But the tough-luck former Texas standout can’t seem to catch a break. When Weeden’s name was announced, I remembered watching the 2010 Draft when McCoy, disillusioned at watching his first- and second-round hopes fall by the wayside, appeared to be sleeping in a barn when the Browns came calling in the third round. I felt sorry for him then, and I feel bad for him now.

The good news is, McCoy appears to have his share of supporters in Cleveland. Shortly after the draft, two hosts of a national radio show said they were surprised at the outpouring of support shown for the Browns incumbent quarterback.

For someone who has watched uncomfortably as McCoy spiraled from college football icon to unwilling forgotten hero, I was glad to hear that many of the Cleveland faithful were seeing the same things I was, and were giving McCoy his due.

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Pinpointing the real problem with Skip Bayless

There’s a reason why Skip Bayless is the most despised voice in all of sports journalism. It’s just that, until verbal battles with some of his detractors reached a boiling point this week, most of his critics were aiming at the wrong target.

Skip Bayless

Thank goodness for Jalen Rose. With respect to his role as an ESPN analyst, I never thought I’d utter those words. As an NBA studio analyst, I generally find him a little clumsy with words, and his insistence on injecting his awful singing into every broadcast practically is unbearable.

But his televised dissertation on Why the World Hates Skip was dead-on, the voice of reason in a forum that needed one.

In case you missed it, the narcissistic, cantankerous Bayless, co-host of ESPN’s “First Take,” found himself on the defensive his week after a series of criticisms of Oklahoma Thunder guard Russell Westbrook led to something a revolt from the commentator’s critics and the revelation that Bayless was untruthful about his own high school basketball career.

Jalen Rose

Bayless never has had a shortage of detractors, but they came out en masse after his critique of Westbrook dovetailed with another in which he basically accused Kevin Durant of lying when he jumped to his teammate’s defense.

Several notable Bayless bashers, including TNT analysts Charles Barkley and Shaq, weighed in. But their haymakers were off the mark. The general consensus among why there is so much disdain for Bayless, fellow TNT host Kenny Smith told Bayless, is that players and former players simply have a difficult time respecting the opinion of someone who never played the game at a high level.

(It’s worth noting that Bayless responded by telling Smith that there was a correlation between Smith being the best TNT analyst and the worst former player on the set. He said Smith had marginal skills but fell into a good situation in the NBA. A visibly fuming Smith gently reminded Bayless that he was a first-team All-American and college Player of the Year at North Carolina before turning pro. (You can watch it here).

This sounds like a logical theory on the surface, but it doesn’t take long to for it to crumple. If this is the case, then why is Bob Costas, who has never had a Major League at-bat, generally respected as one of ultimate historians on the game? Jim Rome never played a down in the NFL, but players seem to take an invitation to his show as some sort of rite of passage. Michael Wilbon and Tony Kornhesier debate all sorts of sports topics on “Pardon the Interruption,” and you never hear them criticized for not having played the games on which they opine.

Moreover, the opposite dynamic often comes into play. Many current NBA players often have fumed at Barkley for his on-air criticisms of their play. These guys don’t despise Barkley any less because he once put the jersey on.

So why the problem with Bayless? It’s a matter of not so much what he says, but how he says it. I’ve said this for a long time, but Rose was the first among media personalities to correctly identify the core of the issue.

Most observers, even former athletes, are fine with commentators having an opinion. As with almost any other media arena, those who provide evidence-backed claims and do so in a professional manner are going to garner more respect than those who don’t.

Bayless fits the latter category. There’s always been something off about the guy, but to suggest he merely sensationalizes to grab headlines lets him off the hook too easily. There’s something about the derisive nicknames (Chris Bosh as “Bosh Spice,” etc.), the bloated self-importance, the pure vitriol aimed at his subjects that sets Bayless apart.

In other words, Skip has issues. Rose correctly pointed out that, no matter who you are, multi-millionaire athlete or professional couch potato, everyone has a breaking point when someone’s comments turn personal. Bayless simply delivers his message in a manner that suggests some sort of ulterior motive that defies being a professional journalist.

This whole episode did little to help Bayless’s cause. It started off with the comical scene a couple of weeks ago with Bayless referring to Durant’s rebuttal as a “cheap shot” and looking as if he were near tears because of the comment (at the risk of using a cliché, this is one of those glass house-stone throwing analogies).

In an apparent attempt to boost his street cred among viewers and Twitter followers, Bayless sent out a couple of tweets suggesting he knew basketball better than most people might realize, because he was the starting point guard on a high school team that won the state championship.

Any good journalist should have known that his story was going to be checked out. An Oklahoma-based blog called the Lost Ogle did just that, retrieving box scores and stat sheets from Bayless’s alma mater. They discovered that he played on the junior varsity team as a junior and averaged 1.4 points per game his senior season, less than lofty numbers for a self-proclaimed starter.

The next day on “First Take,” Rose called out Bayless on the story, and you could tell the former Michigan star both rehearsed and savored the moment. But it’s hard to blame him.

The show smartly dedicated the next day’s episode to a quasi-forum on where the line should be drawn for criticizing athletes, but Bayless only made matters worse.

In what he called his “nightmare story,” Bayless told his version of the truth behind the tweet. Bayless told viewers he had, in fact, been a standout player as a youth but when he got to high school, found that his playing style clashed with that of the coach.

He went on to say that the coach brought his son in from another school to derail his senior season, and that’s why, despite being so gifted -– a claim a few of his teammates have supported – he averaged just a few minutes and 1.4 points per game.

Although I had a difficult time shedding tears at the story, it was revealing in some ways. Bayless spoke of the experience with the same bitterness and resentment of which he talks about professional athletes, and said his high school days motivated him to do what he does now (which is what, professionally hate those who have something you don’t?).

Bayless speaks as if the incident happened yesterday. Someone might need to remind him that it was more than 40 years ago, and maybe suggests some Eckhart Tolle readings and a little therapy.

There’s a reason why guys like Kornheiser and Wilbon are much more widely respected. They are willing to admit when they are wrong, and often give the caveat before spewing an opinion that the just might be. They are prepared and professional, and don’t pretend to know everything. They laugh and have fun, because, they will admit, talking about sports is a pretty easy way to make a living.

I’ve always liked a motto Wilbon occasionally recites, one that usually surfaces when someone makes a point contrary to his own, but one he acknowledges as valid. He’ll say he’s a believer that more than one thing can be true in any given situation – perhaps it’s about time his ESPN colleague Bayless learned this lesson.

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Delay of game: No online poker resolution in sight

Most poker enthusiasts seemed to believe at least a few positives would emerge once the rubble was cleared from Black Friday, which reaches its one-year anniversary on April 15.

Among the most anticipated changes resulting from the federal government’s shut down of online poker were greater industry-wide transparency and the swift legalization of online poker in the United States.

There appears to have been plenty of progress made with the former, as the fallout from Black Friday motivated players to demand accountability from those with whom they do business.

But the effort to get the virtual cards back in the air legally in the U.S. — something many industry observers, this writer included, predicted would happen within a year of Black Friday — has been met with an unanticipated delay of game.

To read the rest of my piece about the state of online gaming in the U.S., please follow the link below. Thank you.

http://www.covers.com/articles/articles.aspx?theArt=269588

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No good tweet goes unpunished, AD learns

I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised to learn that Michigan State’s athletic director was admonished for sending an inspirational tweet to a basketball player at rival Michigan.

Predictably, there were statements about lines being crossed, apologies issued, yada, yada, yada. It’s too bad, because this story’s ending ruined what struck me as sort of a heartfelt plot.

Trey Burke

In case you haven’t heard, here’s a little background: Trey Burke, a standout freshman guard at Michigan this year, is struggling with the decision of whether to turn pro.

I’ve read one newspaper account that suggests the people surrounding Burke are urging him to enter the NBA draft. From watching him play, I’d say he’s a rising college start with great potential who needs to stay at Michigan at least one more year.

Burke apparently is agonizing over the decision, to the point that he expressed his frustration on his Twitter account with the following message: “EVERYONE got something to say… smh I thought this was my life!”

Mark Hollis, who is the athletic director at in-state and Big 10 rival Michigan State, responded by sending a direct tweet to Burke that read: “My advice, believe in YOUR heart & mind, everything else is interference. People u seek out is better than those that seek u.”

Looking back, I sort of wish I had stopped reading the story at this point. To me, this gesture was one of kindness and sportsmanship, one of those warm-and-fuzzy moments that show sometimes a rivalry can be put aside when it comes to someone in a leadership position trying to provide a touch of guidance to a young student-athlete who clearly needed it.

Naturally, Hollis took a bunch of heat for it. Michigan athletic director Dave Brandon, who earned recognition in the business world as the CEO who revived the struggling Domino’s Pizza chain, responded swiftly with a reprimand of Hollis.

His unnecessarily punitive, holier-than-thou tweet read: “Mark Hollis had good intentions — but made a mistake. Not appropriate to tweet one of our student-athletes. Won’t happen again. End of story.”

To which I ask, what part of the Michigan State AD’s tweet qualified as a “mistake”? Of course, Hollis toed the politically-correct line and issued an apology, but what did have to be sorry for? Trying to lend a word of encouragement and insight to a basketball player who essentially was asking for it? Come to think of it, I didn’t notice Brandon offering Burke any words of encouragement to his student-athlete.

Don’t get me wrong, a forum such as Twitter definitely provides an avenue for which Hollis could have crossed the line in regard to tampering and other potential problems.

For instance, I could understand the Michigan brass getting upset if Hollis had tweeted some variation of the following:

An attempt to get a good player from a rival school out of the league: “What are you waiting for? This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Just think of what you can buy with all that cash. Let me know if you need an agent. I can hook you up.”

Or, the more realistic view of Burke’s prospects: “You’re thinking of leaving after one year? A nice player, sure, but you’re no Kyrie Irving. Wake up and smell the D-League. Ever heard of William Avery? Rhetorical question.”

But Hollis expressed neither of those sentiments, and crossed none of the proverbial lines. It’s a shame that this exchange lends credence to the motto that no good deed — or on this case, tweet — goes unpunished.

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Black Friday fallout: Players demand transparency

Nearly one year has passed since Black Friday delivered a black eye to the poker world and, although the swelling might have subsided, the wound is still visible.

On April 15 of last year, the federal government shut down operation of major poker sites from which hordes of professional players made their livings and millions more used as a form of entertainment.

When the feds allowed the sites to access their assets in order to satisfy player accounts, only one, PokerStars, came up with the cash. The others, Full Tilt and Absolute Poker, came up empty-handed.

As the first anniversary of Black Friday approaches, online poker still hasn’t been legalized, forcing former Internet poker pros to either move out of the country or adapt their games to a live setting in order to resume their careers.

To read the rest of my piece about the fallout from Black Friday, please follow the link below. Thank you.

http://www.covers.com/articles/articles.aspx?theArt=269371

The Black Friday fallout has left players searching for answers and refunds that, to this point, haven’t materialized. It has also wrecked the reputations of high-profile players who represented the sites and the faith of those who trusted them.

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‘Bounty Gate’ ends with excessive penalties

Now that there’s some fresh news regarding the “Bounty Gate” scandal with the New Orleans Saints, I’ll use the opportunity to provide an overdue commentary about it.

The NFL on Tuesday suspended Saints coach Sean Payton without pay for the entire upcoming season, suspended several members of his coaching staff and the general manager, fined the club and took away draft picks, and decried the situation as “particularly unusual and egregious.”

Saints coach Sean Payton

In reality, it’s neither. That the NFL came down with a harsh penalty wasn’t unexpected, but I was surprised at the severity of the punishments. Without their offensive-minded coaching prodigy on the sidelines, it’s unlikely the Saints will contend in the NFC making the sanctions something of a season-long forfeit by default.

There has been speculation that the league’s stance and penalties were fashioned to fend off what is sure to be litigation coming from the purported victims of the bounties. This makes sense – you can pretty easily envision Brett Favre going to court in a couple of years, when he’s broke and can’t walk, claiming the league owes him millions because he was the target of bounties, a practice the league knew of but did nothing about.

These actions are a good way to head off the “did nothing about” element of future litigation, as is the steps the NFL is taking to ensure that players who have suffered concussions do not return to the field without passing a litany of tests and health standards.

So while elements of this public relations song and dance are understood, it’s nonetheless an awfully long song and awfully awkward dance. The penalties are understood, but they are too harsh.

However, those who profess outrage at the practice itself, as if it were the football version of the Bernie Madoff scheme, need a serious reality check. I’m not suggesting the fact that everyone does it and only one team got caught makes it right, what I am saying is this practice has so long been a part of football that nobody really considers it wrong.

Nor should they. The bounty system is football’s equivalent of the office party, the pizza party the sales team gets for making its monthly goal, the donuts in the break room for making deadline a week straight. It’s a junior-high level incentive program, nothing more.

Do you really think an extra $500 in cash is going to make a player any more motivated to knock Favre out of the game? It’s already his job, and one for which he is well paid. A star linebacker making $5 million a year receives a game check of more than $312,000 during the season.

This player needs no additional dangling carrot in order to motivate him to assault the other team’s best offensive players. He’s doing it because he wants his next contract to be $10 million or, at the very least, to make sure he gets another check next week.

Football isn’t a nice sport, and the intent to injure is coached at all levels. Again, those who believe otherwise might want to try a new flavor of Kool-Aid that mixed up in the kitchen. What’s the best way to win a game against a team quarterbacked by Brett Favre? Remove Favre from the game.

And if you happen to be the hunter who lands this deer, your office-party pizza comes in the form of few crisp Benjamins. It’s inconsequential as a reward for their actions.

I’ve had football coaches at every level tell me their intention is to take out the other team’s best offensive player. Especially at the lower levels, such as high schools, the coaches tend to backtrack a little when they notice any hint of surprise on the part of the media member to whom they are speaking.

Realizing such blunt strategy must sound terrible to a reporter, most of the time they’ll re-word it to say “we want to take him out of his game” or something similar, but the implication remains the same. Whatever –- it’s a barbaric game.

I remember the first time the sheer brutality of the game, across all levels, hit home with me. I was interviewing a high school player who was the star tight end for the team I was covering at a community newspaper. I asked after the game why he was limping, because I hadn’t seen him get injured during the course of the game.

Somewhat nonchalantly, he told me his ankle was sore because a member of the opposing team kept purposely trying to break it at the bottom of human piles after the play was over. When my expression changed, he waved me off like it was no big deal, and just said, “It happens all the time. It’s just part of the game.”

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An overdue tribute to ‘Real American Heroes’

While recently working on a project at the paper that involves covering first responders, I’ve seen the word “hero” tossed about quite a bit.

Naturally, I couldn’t help but think of the “Real American Heroes.” That’s right, I’m talking about the Bud Light advertising campaign that started about a decade ago and remains one of the most prolific — albeit underrated –- pieces of commercial comedy in the last two decades.

I’m admittedly something of a comedy snob. I don’t find most sitcoms humorous, and rarely go out of my way to watch one. I don’t find many stand-up comedians funny, and the ones I like tend to be of the irreverent ilk, such as Doug Stanhope and Jake Johannsen.

I find few Super Bowl commercials funny, and I generally think comedy movies are hit and miss, with an emphasis on the latter.

But I find the “Real American Heroes” radio spots laugh-out-loud, roll-on-the-floor hilarious. They just are. I think the secret behind it is that they don’t try to be funny. The beauty is in its inherent subtlety.

In order to pull it off, though, it required a perfect storm of world-class writing combined with the best imaginable candidates for the vocals in the ads.

For those unfamiliar, the Bud Light “Heroes” series involved a radio announcer and a background singer purporting to “salute” someone in an unusual job, whose skill we might take for granted on a daily basis.

The script involves a series of descriptions about the salutee’s occupation, complimented by the singer’s background one-liners. There’s also plenty of innuendo, double entendres, word plays and puns woven in the lyrics.

The deadpan announcer is industry veteran Pete Stacker, who has voiced numerous marketing campaigns, and the soul-wrenching, gospel-like crooning is done by Dave Bickler, otherwise known as the lead singer of the 1980s pop band Survivor. Their chemistry makes the thing work, but it would be futile if not for the top-notch advertising scribes who penned the lyrics.

The spots debuted around 2000 and immediately garnered something of a cult following -– and I was part of the cult. But back then there was no file sharing or YouTube, so if you were a fan of the pieces, you basically had to listen to the radio and hope you heard one. In this sense, there was an element of mystique that went along with being a “Heroes” fan.

The first few were all sports-related and they were absolute classics, as we paid homage to the likes of “Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker-Upper” and “Mr. Unathletic Sports Talk Radio Guy.”

After the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, the company changed the name of the spots to “Real Men of Genius” out of respect to the first-responders in New York. This is understandable, but the radio bits no longer carried the same panache as they did under the title “Real American Heroes.”

Evidently, the beer makers also decided if some is good, more is better, and there ended up being nearly 200 of the spots recorded, on varying topics. The sheer volume diluted their overall quality a bit, although most of them contained at least one really good line.

The ads appeared on and off until 2007, when the company was sold and the campaign finally died. But I never heard them on the air much after the first couple of years, anyway.

Reportedly, back in the day people bought and sold recordings of the spots on eBay. But like everything else these days, recordings of the “Real American Heroes” bits are now all over the Internet, which I guess I never realized, or thought to check, until I started working on this first-responders project.

Much to my delight, a quick search of “Real American Heroes” brings you directly to a library of high-quality recordings of the pieces on YouTube.

For as much entertainment as I got out of the pieces, listening to them never made me want to consume or purchase Bud Light. But I’d probably spring for a 12-pack if there was a chance the company would put the spots back on the air.

Seeing as that’s unlikely, I figured I would pay tribute to the pioneers of paying tribute to people we encounter every day but whose efforts might otherwise go overlooked.

Here are my Top 5 sports-related “Real American Heroes” from the original series:

1. “Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker-Upper”
Synopsis: This one gets the top spot because I believe it was the first one to hit the airwaves. It remains a classic.
Lyrical highlights:
“For our pure enjoyment, you bravely throw yourself directly in the path of adversity — and you do it on a tractor.
Oh, the rules call for friendly fire, but you know we’re all gunning for you.
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, range guy, because in the world of Namby Pambys, you’re the one with all the balls.”

2. “Mr. Golf Tournament Quiet Sign Holder-Upper”
Synopsis: From a pure comedy standpoint, this one might have the funniest script.
Lyrical highlights:
“Boldly, you patrol the line between order and anarchy, armed with only your wits, your resolve and your tiny cardboard sign, stapled to a stick
You protect professional golfers from what they fear most –- idle chit-chat, 200 yards away
Because you know, there’s one thing this spectator sport could really do without -– spectators”

3. “Mr. T-Shirt Launcher Inventor”
Synopsis: A fresh perspective on T-shirt giveaways at games.
Lyrical highlights:
“Not satisfied with standard souvenir distribution, you created a device with enough kick to dislocate mascot’s shoulder
So simple, anyone can operate it … after a background check, a training course and a five-day waiting period.”

4. “Mr. Football First Down Marker Guy”
Synopsis: It’s about time someone gave some respect to the downs-marker dudes.
Lyrical highlights:
“Like a centurion guard protecting the Roman Empire, you stand ready to measure, to mark, or when needed, to pat a tight end’s fanny
You are blessed with poise, truthfulness, and most importantly, the ability to count to four.”

5. “Mr. Bowling Shoe Giver-Outer”
Synopsis: I’ve long believed this guy deserves a little love, too.
Lyrical highlights:
“Instinctively, you match left shoe with right, carefully placing each pair in its own tiny shoe house
One wrong move, and we’re on the fast train to Blisterville.”

Honorable mention: “Mr. Unathletic Sports Talk Radio Guy,” “Mr. Golf Ball Washer Inventor,” “Mr. Giant Foam Finger Maker,” “Mr. Garden Gnome Maker,” “Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy.”

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Real story of $50K SB safety prop: Correct team picked

Perhaps the biggest betting-related story to come out of Super Bowl XLVI thus far — deservedly so — is the one about the bettor who won $50,000 by wagering $1,000 that the first score of the game would be a safety.

But most media outlets, tweeters and others sharing the news have been missing the bigger story here. It’s not that Jona Rechnitz correctly picked that the first score of the contest would be of the two-point variety – although that would be somewhat unusual – it was that he correctly picked the team that would score it.

Look closely at the photo of the ticket that is making rounds and you’ll see that the ticket, purchased at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, clearly notes the wager as “3225 – NY SAFETY.” That’s the reason for the whopping payout, folks.

The prop bet that netted a bettor $50,000 on the New York Giants recording a safety as the Super Bowl's first scoring play.

Seeing as there are only three ways to score in football – touchdown, field goal or safety – it would seem a bit out of line to offer 50/1 odds on even the most unlikely of the three.

However, most betting parlors offered specific options for the manner in which the first score would be made. This meant you could pick between New York Giants or New England Patriots specifically scoring a rushing or passing touchdown, a defensive or special teams touchdown, a field goal or safety to put the first points on the board.

Picking a particular team to score a safety came with the highest odds, with most books opening this prop around 60/1 for each team, and Rechnitz obviously got a price of 50/1 at the MGM.

Most books also offered a proposition wager on whether any safety would be scored at odds of about 8/1, and another popular bet lumps the nature of the first score into two categories: any touchdown (around -200) and field goal/safety at around +170.

Clearly our winner aimed for the stars, and more power to him. It’s not that this strategy is entirely unusual – look for the prop with the biggest payout and take a shot – but the amount of the wager is definitely what has most captivated our attention.

I’m curious to see if we find out a little more about this gambler and his background, but even without this information I’m going to draw what seem like a couple of reasonable conclusions.

First, I doubt the wager was the last $1,000 our hero had to his name, and that he somehow had a premonition in a dream the night before the Super Bowl that the Giants defense would force Tom Brady into an end-zone-bound, intentional-grounding call on New England’s first offensive play from scrimmage.

The more likely scenario is that this wager was akin to you or I throwing $10 on the same bet. (Which is a thought I actually had over breakfast while scanning a prop sheet but, of course, I passed). Everyone’s means are relative, and this bettor’s windfall-winning wager was likely one among many in the same general monetary range that he wagered on a variety of Super Bowl bets.

If I had to guess, I’d say he probably put the same amount on the Patriots to score a safety and, depending on how his other bets fared, he might not have ended up a five-figure winner for the day.

Moreover, the popular media notion that suggests MGM executives were going to cringe or break out in cold sweats when the bettor went to cash his wager –- or somehow make a case to declare it invalid –- is just flat inaccurate. I guarantee you they brought out the confetti, champagne, the jumbo check and the public-relations staff to maximize the mileage of this feat.

This winning bet buys the property more advertising than $50,000 ever could. Moreover, I can promise you that the parlors got the best of the gamblers when it came to the bottom line on prop bets.

For this one in particular, all other wagers on the first score became souvenirs, and most gamblers likely put their money on a passing or rushing touchdown. The fact that any safety was scored no doubt hurt a little because bettors like to take a shot at this prop, but the team-specific safety worked in favor of the books on the first-score wager.

Even so, regardless of the circumstances, it’s a good story. I just wish it had ended with another gambler – me – standing behind Rechnitz in line at the MGM about 12:40 p.m. Sunday when he made the bet, deciding the wager was a lock, and telling the ticket writer to punch up another one.

Addendum:
More media reports have come out regarding the bettor who won $50,000 on the safety prop. Evidently, I was wrong in my prediction that Jona Rechnitz had $1,000 on both teams on the safety prop, but he did have $1,000 more on the prop that a safety would be scored in the game. Also, he is a real estate executive from New York who, as I suggested, apparently has the means to easily afford $1,000 on such bets. It also should be noted that he intends to donate the winnings to charity, according to several media reports. To read more about this win, follow this link to a story written by David Purdum, a colleague of mine at Covers.com.

http://www.covers.com/articles/articles.aspx?theArt=264096

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The Daily Grind: Is the Super Bowl a must-bet event?

My weekly feature on Covers.com is called “The Daily Grind.” It features a commentary and discussion on lessons I’ve learned in more than a decade in the sports gaming industry and other related topics. This week’s topic was about how bettors approach the Super Bowl.

Here is an excerpt:

Over the years, I’ve heard a few gamblers say they don’t bet on the Super Bowl.

But, similar to reported sightings of the Loch Ness Monster or UFOs, I’ve never actually witnessed this happen.

The idea of being a sports bettor and passing on the Super Bowl just isn’t right. It’s like working as a mechanic but taking the bus home – something’s wrong with this picture.

I’m not advocating betting on the Big Game – the term NFL executives would prefer us gambling types use in place of Super Bowl – for large dough if you don’t have a strong lean, like you might on your other top plays.

That doesn’t mean you should miss the party. Why would you want to? This is the one time of year when novice bettors from all corners get to experience what we go through on a regular basis. There’s nothing quite like watching the sweat drip down the Chicago accountant’s brow as he grips over that $20 bet as if his next meal depends on it.

To read the rest of this piece, please follow the link below. Thank you.

http://www.covers.com/articles/articles.aspx?theArt=263371

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